Unitarian minister Fred Small, whom Pete Seeger has called “one of America's best songwriters,” wrote this classic in the early 1980s. Unfortunately, it is still timely.
It uses the usual I-IV-V talking blues progression, but the indented monologues cry out for some creativity, which they get from Peggy Seeger on her CD Songs of “Love and Politics.” You can find more of Fred's songs at www.jg.org/folk/artists/fredsmall/fred_small.html
The line about nominating the waiter for Secretary of the Interior might benefit from updating. It alludes to James G. Watt, Ronald Reagan’s first Interior Secretary, who—not meaning any harm—described a coal-leasing panel as “a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple.”
The restaurant manager’s line, “Handicapped never come here anyway,” was repeated on the San Francisco Free Folk Festival’s Facebook page last year. Yes, someone actually argued that better accommodations for the disabled were not needed because few disabled people come to the Festival.
And she looks at me real steady
And she says, “You want to drag?”
When I finally caught up with her
She says “Not bad for somebody able-bodied.
You know, with adequate care and supervision
You could be taught simple tasks.
So how about something to eat?”
“Gee, I never noticed that,” says I.
“No problem,” the maitre d’ replies.
“There’s a service elevator around the back.”
Then he whispers, “Uh, is she gonna be sick,
I mean, pee on the floor or throw some kind of fit?“
I said “No, I don’t think so,
I think she once had polio.
But that was twenty years ago.
You see, the fact of the matter is ...
If the truth be told ... she can’t walk.”
We felt right welcome.
Then he goes and sits down.
And he says “What about her?”
I say “Who?”
He says “Her.”
“Oh, you mean my friend here.”
He says “Yeah.”
I say “What about her?”
“Well, what does she want?”
“Well, why don’t you ask her?”
Then he apologizes.
Says he never waited on a cripple before.
We immediately nominated him for Secretary of the Interior.
He says “Oh, it’s not necessary.
Handicapped never come here anyway.”
See, we were protesting the fact
That public buildings weren’t wheelchair accessible.
Turned out the jail was the same way.
Anyway, I look at it this way—
In fifty years you’ll be in worse shape than I am now.
See, we’re all the same, this human race.
Some of us are called disabled. And the rest—
Well, the rest of you are just temporarily able-bodied.”
Tom Lindemuth and Anne Goess wrote this charming waltz as a farewell for Tom's daughter when she left for college. Anne is well known to Bay Area contra dancers as one of the Raggedy Annes, a favorite dance band.
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